Nice but it needs a little something...
However, my asshole GM husband says I either had to just get a "better" weapon or go on a quest to find a wizard to magic it up. Ain't nobody got time to for that bullshit.
So I'm doing a fundraiser. Give me your gold for rare and delightful flailsnail goodies and the sense of accomplishment in making the world a better (and safer) place. Elsa needs to turn her 2d4 shotgun into at LEAST a 2d8.
That's more like it.
Proceeds will go towards whoever has the magic pretend land know-how to turn my prized baby into a orc baby killer. All expenses paid, with tip. CALLING ALL DWARVEN WEAPON MAKING TYPE PEOPLE. APPLY WITHIN. FREE ADVERTISING INCLUDED.
I WANT YOU
Extra funds will to toward Ashe Rhyder's fundraiser of saving an angel type thingy that's being bled to death for it's silver innards. *reminder my fundraiser is more important*
Incentives are as written below. Goal of $250,000 has been set by asshole GM husband. Let's show him up people!
11,800gp pledged of 250,000gp goal
28 days to go
Pledge of 50gp
A autographed photo of Elsa and a hearty thank you.
Pledge of 100gp
Previous incentives and a gallon of your choice of chocolate or strawberry milk from Elsa's famous singing cows.
We only use whole milk
Pledge of 200gp
Previous incentives and a gallon of Februze (TM), Elsa and Mr. Racoon's Astonishing all purpose cleaner and gelatinous cube solvent.
New fresh scent.
Pledge of 500gp
Previous incentives and glossy reproduction print of "Nameless Nude Lady" (aka Elsa) found in the WonderSmith's tower dungeon.
That was a hell of a story
Pledge of 1000gp
Previous incentives and all expenses paid trip to Reynaldo and Annah's lake island villa (fully stocked and furnished) on the eastern coast of the Marnharnnan continent, Urutsk.
*Taxes and gratuities not included.
Pledge of 5000gp
Previous incentives and a one time free use of Elsa's 8 passenger flying carpet or a ride on her faithful and tireless camel, Bridget, in any flailsnails game (GM rules may apply).
You know you want it
Pledge of 10000gp
Previous incentives and no damage resulting from Elsa's chronic critical failures that end up with her shooting a fellow party member.
Say NO to friendly fire